President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Bernard Sanders and I are gonna tackle this alley-oop style. That bristly hedgehog croaks out the unpleasant straight-talk, and I'm going to translate that into good old-fashioned American rah-rah. Not bad for a Monday, not at all bad."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. laurasaurus ‏ @iamlaurasaurus Apr 13
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Did you take care of the goose that kept harassing Bernard?
  
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1. Laura Paul‏ @laura_n_paul Apr 13
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  This voice sounds like Dale Cooper, but as if he was the most hatable character in Twin Peaks instead of one of the most lovable
  
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1. Joe Biden Speedruns‏ @joebiden_srl Apr 13
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Let me tell you about hedgehogs. Some folks say that Sonic 3 & Knuckles is a bad speedrun because of subpixels, I’m telling you that’s crazy talk. It ain’t my fault if they haven’t found the right setups yet. And we’re gonna do the same with the economy. Consistent and easy.
  
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1. ±𝔻𝕠𝕔_𝕄𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕠𝕟±‏ @Doc_Moulton Apr 13
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  You're darn tootin
  
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1. Michael Barrett‏ @PapaBearett Apr 13
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  God bless whoever runs this account.
  
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1. John A. Kornak‏ @Kanrok Apr 13
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Good old fashioned frontier gibberish.
  
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1. Jordan Rosenberg‏ @Jowdin_ Apr 13
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  The tweets get funnier as time goes on but the pain hurts more every time
  
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1. AceParkhurst‏ @AceParkhurst Apr 14
  Replying to @biden4pres @LukeGofannon
  
  Right on!
  
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