who invented it joe
Long division. Incredibly understandable. Fun to do, in certain circumstances. But Calculus, this new thing. I’m glad someone understands it, this system
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Algebra was gifted to man by Prometheus, who was then promptly thrown into the bowels of the Earth when humans got frustrated when they couldn't figure out how to express exponential growth.
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...I just hope you never encounter this 'New Math', Joe...
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So simple that only a child can do it
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Issac Newton will be teaching an Internet class.
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I don't understand long division, Joe. How will you win over voters like me
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Calculus is okay, but it DOES have its limits.
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Think of calculus as arithmetic on steroids. Just keep remembering to carry the one, and you’ll be fine.
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Here’s a great example of calculus: Let’s say your likelihood of getting elected is a function of IQ. As IQ approaches 0, so does your likelihood. Ergo, you should be unelectable by next Tuesday. QED
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The sad part about long division? It is 100% devoid of retail giant Circuit City. Long division can’t save this American staple.
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