Look I’m no afternoon milkman knocking on your door with a bottle of 2% and a hidden agenda. I shoot straight. I say what I’m going to do, I do it, there’s record. So no I won’t stop speaking sideways on Chuckles T. Dumpster
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Go moan to your meemaw, ya chitlin-spittin' Chicken Little
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Gobble some grapes, you potato-peelin' old bluenose
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Cram it in your nethers, ya rinky-dinkin' toad licker
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I don’t know what Lampoon trash dreamt you up but this is to no one’s taste
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Gobble some grapes, you square-toed mime grabber
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I don't understand this, but it's funny as all get-out. Thank you so much for the laughs. Stay safe
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Pin a broken button on that, you pickadillin' spit-licker
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