President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Look I’m no afternoon milkman knocking on your door with a bottle of 2% and a hidden agenda. I shoot straight. I say what I’m going to do, I do it, there’s record. So no I won’t stop speaking sideways on Chuckles T. Dumpster"

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Kero Kero DeVito‏ @vaper_dads Apr 3
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  Wait is that Chuck D's real name?
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1. Lou Filerman‏ @LFilerman Apr 3
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  I’ve heard more from this account than the actual @JoeBiden this past month.
  
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1. fomorekt‏ @showmethelambos Apr 3
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  Funniest part of this account is that I always read it and then double check that it's not actually him. Well done.
  
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1. Ben‏ @TheMauiGoomba Apr 4
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  @TedNivison care to comment on joe biden’s unwarranted hatred of milkmen?
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1. ؜‏ @s0ul_thursday Apr 4
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  This is the good shit, inject this right into my veins
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1. Fisher Lanham‏ @Fisher_Lanham Apr 4
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  I don't know what any of that means, but I vehemently agree with it.
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1. TLO‏ @TLO88 Apr 4
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  No milkmen where I grew up. Drank right from the teat bucket every day. Sweeter than Yoo-hoo and it built the men who built the USA. Point being, this crisis will end and I’ll have everyone over to the West Lawn for a picnic. Sandwiches stacked higher than the Great Wall.
  
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1. John Rowe‏ @JWRIII Apr 4
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  Thanks for these. Makes our days a little bit brighter.
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