President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "I'll tell you: they call 'em Crockpots, but they're anything but a 'crock.' I'm serious. I've had a pork tenderloin in mine for about five hours now. Three to go yet. Smells incredible in the home, just incredible."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Laura Rola‏ @laura_rola Apr 2
  Replying to @biden4pres @varldin
  
  This parody post is too sympathetic on account of crockpots/slow cookers being awesome. Careful not to accidentally be too relatable, joe
  
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1. Maria Mañana ‏ @Wallflowerface Apr 2
  Replying to @biden4pres @Caleidoscope11
  
  Thank you Joe, very cool!
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1. 𝐍𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐜 ‏ @pride_db_inOKC Apr 2
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  I need an InstaPot for my birthday
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1. peter hone‏ @peterhone Apr 2
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  Share with poor neighbours....right thing to do
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1. Turbo Team's Turbo Time‏ @concrete1992 Apr 3
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  Keep on crockin
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1. Brandon Heim‏ @BHeimTime Apr 3
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  It's a Lenten Friday, Mr. Vice President
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