President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "When you have ants, I mean, how do you stop em. These little guys, everywhere these guys. Rhetorically. I have had ants, I do not now."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Monza‏ @GavinGavoga Mar 23
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  Mr. President, Why do I have toothache?
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1. Lou Filerman‏ @LFilerman Mar 23
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  Here’s a how-to guide, Joe:pic.twitter.com/BrZXY3fCpQ
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1. Neil B‏ @NeBnns Mar 23
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  Baking soda and damn good luck Joe! Just like grammy did.
  
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1. Oliver‏ @Ollie_Rotten Mar 23
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  Shoo them away like you did in this videopic.twitter.com/UQZbv62TLq
  
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1. Shark Appointment‏ @SharkAppointmnt Mar 24
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1. Laurel Van Driest‏ @lvandriest Mar 24
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  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7KV2sjUWY …
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