President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Barry and I once survived a plane crash onto some weird island down in the pacific. People were living there, scientists. Laboratories. I met God there, I did. Young fella. Whole experience didn’t make a lot of sense, but here we are."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Sam Nguyen ‏ @TheSamNguyen Mar 21
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  Malarkey.
  
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1. DYKEPOSTING‏ @MiraMcBored Mar 21
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1. Marc-Andre Dion‏ @madfe051 Mar 21
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  Sounds scary, sir.
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1. Bill‏ @william_numbers Mar 21
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  4 8 15 16 23 42 execute
  
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1. ViktorWithaK‏ @HappyFaceMalts Mar 21
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  And bears! Like you can't imagine. No explanation. After the uh thing with the you know black stuff, even Barry stopped smoking cigarettes. Shocked me right down to my socks! But I wouldn't even take his endorsement now. That's how tight we are. Tight!
  
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1. ON This Side de Pond‏ @ynwaC85 Mar 21
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  Did you just watch Lost?
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