I’m not shaking hands, I don’t do rallies, I wash every fifteen minutes, I bought Jill and I entirely separate snacks and dips, we brought out the cots and sleep Dick Van Dyke-style, and in the morning you better believe I pledge allegiance to the stars and bars.
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Replying to @biden4pres
what kinds of snacks do you enjoy president biden
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Replying to @FattyDeposit
Those peanut butter pretels. Good protein. They keep for months. Months.
5:51 PM - 15 Mar 2020
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