I’m not shaking hands, I don’t do rallies, I wash every fifteen minutes, I bought Jill and I entirely separate snacks and dips, we brought out the cots and sleep Dick Van Dyke-style, and in the morning you better believe I pledge allegiance to the stars and bars.
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he’s not gonna fuck you bro
If you don’t have anything nice to say, get the heck out of dodge.
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yeah cal you hurt my feelings bro we should be coming together in times like these
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Mfs be saying get outta dodge but they won’t answer questions bro you’re worried about the wrong DODGE
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Dam, fried
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