President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "I’m not shaking hands, I don’t do rallies, I wash every fifteen minutes, I bought Jill and I entirely separate snacks and dips, we brought out the cots and sleep Dick Van Dyke-style, and in the morning you better believe I pledge allegiance to the stars and bars."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Lou Filerman‏ @LFilerman Mar 15
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  It really is a shame there aren’t any more explicitly segregationist Senators for you to work with, Joe.
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1. ViktorWithaK‏ @HappyFaceMalts Mar 15
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Dr. JILL.
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1. Dirtbag Centrist‏ @NotBitchy3 Mar 16
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Strong stuff. Going to implement all of these.
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1. Mark Gajda‏ @MarkItsASoftJ Mar 16
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Didn't take you for a confederate
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