Explains the terrible pizza, right Uncle Joe?
You cannot stop The City Of Chicago from celebrating anything resembling a holiday with gusto and a baffling, baffling appetite for pain and suffering. Can’t stop it. Shouldn’t. To ask otherwise, good luck to you.
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The best pizza, actually. Nobody here eats deep dish, the rest of our pizza is what's better than the rest of the country's. Yet everyone only thinks of deep dish when they think of Chicago because it is an oddity.
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@billyghost is this accurate -
I can confirm it is
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“Baffling appetite for pain and suffering” should really be our city motto.
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I hear, uh, in Nashville, the pickles are darn tasty. Like beaver tail on a sweaty summer eve. Lots of whiskey too. And not just for the grownups. Fine place.
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Knew this must be a parody site because it makes too much sense for the real
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Nice one, Conrad. Did it feel good to write this out? Does it feel nice?
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