President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Tomato paste. Cream. Vodka. Rigatoni. Onions and garlic. Buy 14 of those and you can make a tasty pasta til kingdom come."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Big Red‏ @OhHeyItsBigRed Mar 14
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  this is why joe is the man to lead us through crises like this. thank you mr vice president.
  
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1. Keef Thunder‏ @HoKoRi999 Mar 14
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  Delicious
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1. CircleHerk‏ @circleherk Mar 14
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  Riggies
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1. Bobby Fresh‏ @_BobbyFresh_ Mar 14
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  I mean, needs a little salt, but otherwise I can’t spot a lie here.
  
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1. Wildabeats‏ @josephwhunter Mar 14
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  Good luck on the garlic though
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1. 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖊‏ @iggypopperss Mar 14
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  @TheReal_Xtian
  
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