President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "I've been tested before, faced great obstacles, great obstacles. There was a period when Barry and I were made aware of a great simulation, humans being used as batteries. I'll tell you we went to war. I fought a man in a suit, thousands of 'em. Learned Kung Fu for the occasion."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Chris‏ @imchristophh Mar 13
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  Ok, Ronald Reagan.
  
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1. FSM‏ @COTFSMON Mar 13
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  The One
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1. gage against the machine‏ @ThaddeusMozart Mar 13
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  Wait a minute...
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1. Neil B‏ @NeBnns Mar 13
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  Thank you for your service.
  
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1. dakota Hurd‏ @MalarkeyDetect Mar 13
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  I learned wrestling get to put people's heads between my hairy legs.
  
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1. Guy Krenn‏ @SayGuyNotGee Mar 13
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