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I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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    1. Ditidos‏ @Ditidos Mar 13
      Replying to @biden4pres

      Okey, which one is the bird here?pic.twitter.com/kFht4Wejgl

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    2. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Mar 13
      Replying to @Ditidos

      Trick question, cowboy. Thems are skeletons. You can't slip one by the Biden.

      2 replies 4 retweets 69 likes
    3. Ditidos‏ @Ditidos Mar 13
      Replying to @biden4pres

      Yeah, but one is a bird skeleton. The other is from a diferent group of dinosaurs. Which one is the bird?

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    4. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Mar 13
      Replying to @Ditidos

      Alright. Just get it over with and smack me with the open hand of fact-based science.

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    5. Ditidos‏ @Ditidos Mar 13
      Replying to @biden4pres

      Well, the one in the right is Archaeopteryx lithographica (the bird) and the one in the right is Zhenyuanlong suni (a dromeosaur). The last one has the characteristic sickle toe claw and the fingers are not as long due to the wing not being as large (as it didn't fly).

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Mar 13
      Replying to @Ditidos

      Wait so they're both dinosaurs

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    7. Ditidos‏ @Ditidos Mar 13
      Replying to @biden4pres

      Yes, but one is a bird. Archaeopteryx is classified as an Aviala, which is the group of birds. It is generally described as the first bird.

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    8. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Mar 13
      Replying to @Ditidos

      This is fascinating. Thank you. My confusion then: dinosaurs, as a classification, what does it mean when we say 'dinosaurs'

      1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
    9. Ditidos‏ @Ditidos Mar 13
      Replying to @biden4pres

      Well, Dinosauria is an actual group of animals which includes everything that is usually regarded as a dinosaur like Tyrannosaurus or Triceratops. Its main diference with their relatives is that they maintain a "mammal-like" posture with their legs under their body.

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    10. Ditidos‏ @Ditidos Mar 13
      Replying to @Ditidos @biden4pres

      To be clear. Pteranodon is not a dinosaur as it doesn't cualify for everything and neither are the marine reptiles of that era such as Mosasaurus (that one in particular was an actual lizard).

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      President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Mar 13
      Replying to @Ditidos

      So in summary: there was at least one lizard roaming the earth, at that time

      12:46 PM - 13 Mar 2020
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        1. Ditidos‏ @Ditidos Mar 13
          Replying to @biden4pres

          Yes, but they were either similar to today's ones (al least in ecological niches) or they were actually swimming in the sea.

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        2. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Mar 13
          Replying to @Ditidos

          That's it. You're my VP.

          0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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