Folks here it is: this is not the first time nature has risen up to try and edge out its competition. It won't be the last. The pendulum of existence swings both ways here, you see. Right now, nature has us on the ropes. Believe me when I tell you: we will have our revenge
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Mr. Vice President when and how will we make nature pay for its crimes against humanity?
The same way we have been for centuries, Jack: single-use plastics, bottled water, and straws designed with the *intent* to genocide turtles, the shelled menace.
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Thank you sir, my father was killed by a turtle
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Spittin' covfefe on that one. "the shelled menace" LOL
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I think you’re actually Biden. Too real.
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Please address Mr. Vice President by his proper title.
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How about the push-up team I’m signed up for?
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