Toilet paper. Hell of an invention. A few tricks to make those squares feel like rectangles: use one side, fold it, use the other side. Go front to back. Eat plenty of fiber and lay off the booze, lest you get one of these smearing situations. Friends, this is not my first circus
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Too much fiber gives me the smear Joe, what you want is some tight packed lean protein nugs. Good lookin our Joe
Too much protein, and brother, I'm makin' snakes. Important to know what works for you.
