Toilet paper. Hell of an invention. A few tricks to make those squares feel like rectangles: use one side, fold it, use the other side. Go front to back. Eat plenty of fiber and lay off the booze, lest you get one of these smearing situations. Friends, this is not my first circus
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Was this how it was before your Depends days?
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Also can we quick touch on how cheap of a shot this is? Really? Pooping your pants jokes? Do some reading, expand your vocabulary.
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