President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Toilet paper. Hell of an invention. A few tricks to make those squares feel like rectangles: use one side, fold it, use the other side. Go front to back. Eat plenty of fiber and lay off the booze, lest you get one of these smearing situations. Friends, this is not my first circus"

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Stephen Cheney‏ @thomystic3 Mar 12
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  You make more sense than the real Joe Biden. I think he's a parody of you, perhaps?
  
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1. Lobo‏ @LoboTrader_1 Mar 12
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  Lmao Easy Joe, that was a mouth full.
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1. Seattlético‏ @seattletico Mar 12
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  Frame this tweet holy fuck.
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1. Sean‏ @notshawnorshaun Mar 12
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  Listen up jack
  
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1. Quenton Phillips‏ @SanGringoCorp Mar 12
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  Really glad to get some advice on making squares feel like rectangles
  
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1. Come On Man‏ @robertdoran63 Mar 12
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