President Joe Biden (So-Called)

Nice comeback, sparky, which ten cent jokebook are you lifting from

Kick rocks, ya sassafrassin' milk licker

When midnight strikes to you turn back into a regular creep or do you get to keep the suit?

Why you're just a milk-swillin' toad licker

Hell you wouldn’t know a good insult if it was taped to the back of a child’s head.

Go howl at the moon, ya gutless Jell-o mold

Back for more, eh? I’ve had shoes with better personality than you.

Stuff it in your jim-jam, you little iron-deficient pooper scooper