Can you microwave cans?
You know you can just microwave pasta now. You can just microwave it. Pasta. No open flame, nothing. Pasta in the microwave. Don’t tell me we haven’t made progress, as a society.
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...you can order it by the Internet now too!... no more fiddling around with the damned rotary dial... forgetting the phone number after two spins... got to look it up again... forget where you were... bah!...
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No disrespect but 3 rich, old guys vying for the presidency isn’t really progress.
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Listen here Santana, we're gonna microwave pasta. No open flame, nothing.
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Can I microwave SpaghettiOs? That would be AWESOME.
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Hell, there’s some kind of noodles that come out of Japan that’s dirt cheap and can sustain a man all on their own. What a world we live in. Almost makes up for WW2, almost
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Too, many, commas, Abuelo
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There are two commas, and only one of them is a bit needless.. but yeah way too many
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