President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "I had a neighbor when I was young. We found a dead body once. Me, him, two other boys. Poked it a lot, a whole lot, the body. One of those kids grew up to be Jerry O’Connell."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. E ☭‏ @spagyama Mar 11
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  and that’s the story of jumanji
  
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1. sklapré‏ @sklapre Mar 11
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  handsome
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1. Buck Flamingo‏ @Run_GRP Mar 11
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  You were a real sodapop curtis.
  
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1. Malarkey detector ‏ @Malarkeydetect2 Mar 11
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  Such an inspirational story sir.
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1. Lou Filerman‏ @LFilerman Mar 11
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  Need to know your stance on what the hell Goofy is before I consider voting for you, Joe.
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1. alex ‏ @comicbookfilms Mar 11
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  have you spoken to bernie or aoc recently mr Vice President?
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