So suddenly, suddenly, Americans are worried about my public speaking ability. Look: I owned this Camry, years back. Years. Uglier than sin, this thing. But it ran, it was dependable. I drove it into the dirt. Saved my keister more than once. Point is this: let me be your Camry
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Thanks Nathan I’ll take this into account. Next time, I’ll ask you to do the metaphors so long as it doesn’t interrupt your time alienating family and squeezing blackheads in the mirror
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Look, ‘95 was a crazy year
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