President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "There was a time, and this was years ago, Barry and I found ourselves in this abandoned bathroom chained to pipes. Hand to God. One hacksaw between the two of us. Hot fires forge strong steel, I'll tell you"

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. John Rowe‏ @JWRIII Mar 6
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Best post yet sir. Best post yet.
  
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1. Elliot Elliot‏ @Elliot__Elliot Mar 6
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Hope Corn Pop safed you #WhereIsBiden
  
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1. Money Printer‏ @MoneyPrinter___ Mar 6
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  This cat Billy the Puppet told us weez playin a game? I said "Son this ain't Monopoly this is Risk!"
  
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1. Benjamin Henry ‏ @BenStincident Mar 6
  Replying to @biden4pres @getongab
  
  ... and this mysterious voice comes on over the loudspeaker: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?"
  
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1. kRiSsy fROzE ‏ @thatSLAYERchick Mar 6
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  This account is, hand to Dog, the best
  
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1. Mullhouse‏ @mullhouse35 Mar 6
  Replying to @biden4pres @getongab
  
  Oh no I can’t follow this account
  
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1. Coffeemancer Vanvidum‏ @Vanvidum Mar 6
  Replying to @biden4pres @bdragon74
  
  ... Hillary was Jigsaw the whole time, wasn't she?
  
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1. Ben 'Spooks For All' Sjavik ‏ @BenSjavik Mar 6
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  This is getting better and better
  
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