President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Reality is, and this is true, no one really knows how anything works. Moving parts, this sort of thing. I’m getting to the bottom of it"

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. H‏ @KingofBrunettes Mar 4
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Me, when my boss asks me a question during our staff meetings
  
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1. Travis Domer‏ @pff_sucks Mar 4
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Here’s the deal, we’re putting Beto in charge of this, man. For real. He’s gotten stuff done. I can’t tell you how proud I am to have a Puerto Rican fella on our team man. He’s gone head to head with Mack McConeld twice, and he’s beaten him. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.
  
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1. Buck Flamingo‏ @Run_GRP Mar 4
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  The whole world is made of doodads and fandangles. Right? But sometimes the fandangles become whatnots while the doodads became thingamabobs. You know? And that’s life. Changes.
  
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1. Benjamin Frew‏ @KZ_Frew Mar 4
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Maybe next time you’re in the maze, ask the Minotaur about it instead of clocking him a good one
  
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1. Oldskool Flavaz ‏ @VladsRepoman Mar 5
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  I promised you nice folks to create more oppertunities and level the playfield. Yesterday I had the doorsteps of the oval office removed so that the VP can wheelchair me in. Promises Made, Promises Kept !
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1. Cashlin‏ @CashlinRap Mar 5
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  This is supposed to be joe biden not terence mckenna lmao
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1. Pam Farris‏ @PamFarris1 Mar 5
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  We’re voting BYE Don!!!!
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1. (BIG) BROTHER‏ @bigbrotrippin Mar 5
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  somebody knew how a car worked once. Now nobody knows, its a real big deal
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1. Spooky Bee 不気味蜂 ‏ @SeriousBeeEmoji Mar 5
  Replying to @biden4pres @charles_kinbote
  
  thank you for promising to cure cancer Mr. Vice President—it’s about time someone did!
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