President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "You say some flu-bug’s gonna kill ya, I say you’re full of beans. There was a time not too long ago where I drank water straight from a puddle in the middle of the street. We all did, we all drank from the puddle. One of those kids grew up to invent microwave bacon"

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Pumpkin Ain’t Easy‏ @lotusgait Mar 4
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  beans are the musical fruit, and I gotta tell ya, I'm like the london philharmonic up in here
  
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1. Jacob‏ @Haribyte Mar 4
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1. AZcatladyresists‏ @EstherAnnePaul1 Mar 4
  Replying to @biden4pres @isteintraum
  
  Hilarious and well done.
  
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1. Rebellious Joy! #ResistAlways‏ @AlisaDMay Mar 4
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  Excuse me - what???
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1. Ng‏ @woke_ninja Mar 4
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  @michaelmalice best account on Twitter besides urs
  
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1. Chris‏ @xrismichael Mar 4
  Replying to @biden4pres @MichaelStahlke
  
  Then they rubbed my hairy legs
  
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