President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "I spent twenty years in the woods. Just my lonesome and a hatchet. Killed a wolf with my bare hands. Gained the trust of his people. Led them to victory against Big Oil. Google it"

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Anton-Anon‏ @antonanon3000 Mar 2
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Did they like brushing up against the hairs on your legs???
  
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1. angus khan‏ @GLISTENINGBHOLE Mar 3
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Thought that was the other Biden?
  
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1. Reese’s Thinkpieces‏ @cannedspag Mar 3
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Biden watching Ferngully and creating false memories of saving the rainforest with a bunch of talking animals
  
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1. Chad Smith‏ @ChadSmithAgain Mar 3
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1. November 3rd‏ @DraneSpout Mar 3
  Replying to @biden4pres @edelstudio
  
  "Killed him a bear, when he was only 3!"
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1. PedanticSemanticist‏ @antifah_Q Mar 4
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  Honestly, so many of these have a Lloyd bridges quality to them.
  
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1. pon dat wave‏ @PERM_PRIME Mar 6
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1. pon dat wave‏ @PERM_PRIME Mar 6
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1. DREAMER‏ @InnovatArt Mar 6
  Replying to @biden4pres @jerrysaltz
  
  Watch this documentary and you will change your point of view about the wolves and nature.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=moxCWwA8WUA …
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