President Joe Biden (So-Called)

Folks it's simple: you can't just, wait until it's profitable to do the right thing. You do the right thing because it's the right thing to do. The hell is the, the moral compass. With some individuals.

Fall Out Boy. "Thnks" are in order. If you see what I did, there.

The Karate Kid. Let’s not make children fight one another, is my opinion. I don’t care if there are flips, or if it escalates.

I’m watching this, “Ghost Hunters.” It’s always, “someone is here with us,” etc. Could it be the cameraman. Could it be the audience that’s there with them.

Gang here it is: each day, you have a choice. Don’t choose malarkey.

I’m going to say it, and I’m sorry I have to. But this president. He’s acting like a real piece of work.

Mark my words: the robots are coming

This “Matrix” film. It’s just. This scenario, with robots. As President. I will keep this from happening.

I apologize for forgetting the name of the microwave brigade, the Boast Boys or whichever

Is that enough red meat for you animals

A dog whistle. As big as a foghorn.

Look. He’s a character. I have character. End of story.

I'm not a Socialist. Period. May I direct you to speak to the Socialists. They are not thrilled, exactly, about circumstances.

If any of you make any mention after this of a "new tone" I'm going to raise my voice.

Malarkey.

Oh I see, we're just not using the mute button then. Bully for us. I love listening to a dollar-store Monopoly Guy give my family the high hat

Got news. The IRS treats everyone terribly. That's their, I mean they get paid to do that.

Oh okay. Someone is cruisin. For a bruisin.

Yeah, I said it. I said "buddy." I'm not proud of it. Dander is up.

Boy he hates these masks, huh.