Bicycle Lobby

@BicycleLobby

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Jun 2013

    In totalitarian New York, bikes share you.

    135 retweets 69 likes
  2. Aug 25

    . Cars are proof that Satan exists and wants us to be miserable.

    7 retweets 21 likes
  3. Aug 25

    Bicycles are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

    34 retweets 44 likes
  4. Aug 24

    Of course most cyclists are liberals. We're constantly calling out, "On your left."

    97 retweets 207 likes
  5. Aug 24

    If you really think about it, cars are dumb.

    13 retweets 62 likes
  6. Aug 23

    The system is rigged, folks. It's rigged in favor of automobiles.

    55 retweets 103 likes
  7. Aug 21

    Stay classy, San Diego.

    SAN DIEGO-I told driver to get to Qualcomm as fast as she could. I have no comment on this.
    13 retweets 16 likes
  8. Aug 20

    When someone asks if you were telling the truth when you said a thief stole your Citi Bike.

    5 retweets 15 likes
  9. Aug 20

    Pedestrians would probably disagree.

    It just make sense that it would be safer for EVERYONE if bikers were on the sidewalk & not where cars go 50mph+ No?
    13 retweets 50 likes
  10. Aug 20

    Bicycle riders own the future! Disrespectfully, Bicycle (We would never wish violence on anyone) Lobby.

    56 retweets 109 likes
  11. Aug 17

    Counterpoint: No it shouldn't.

    My column: Boston should impose a helmet law and force cyclists to use the bike lanes.
    15 retweets 58 likes
  12. Aug 17

    22 retweets 54 likes
  13. Aug 16

    Pee-Wee's Big Adventure Breaking Away

    3 retweets 13 likes
  14. Aug 15

    You are free to cancel your subscription at any time. We offer a money-back guarantee.

    i followed for bicycle humor not bad political jokes
    3 retweets 61 likes
  15. Aug 15

    Kudos.

    I just published “Reactions and Response to My Bike Column”
    3 retweets 7 likes
  16. Aug 15

    We will vet all potential immigrants to this country. Anyone who intends to drive or own a car will not be let in.

    11 retweets 51 likes
  17. Aug 15

    Un-publish it.

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    26 retweets 129 likes
  18. Aug 14

    Seriously! You should see how many newspaper columnists think sharrows and bike lanes are the same thing. Sad!

    It is not "freedom of the press" when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false!
    7 retweets 59 likes
  19. Aug 13

    It's 94 degrees, but with the heat index it feels like cars are really fucking up the planet.

    36 retweets 89 likes
  20. Aug 13

    The pools turned green. Bike lanes are green. Coincidence? [Evil laugh]

    7 retweets 23 likes
  21. Aug 12

    Katie Ledecky is so fast she got a gold medal and a ticket from a speed camera.

    8 retweets 23 likes

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