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Twitter's In Case You Missed it feature is making me long for a time when we didn't know that covefefe is actually the nuclear code.
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Donald J Trump will make sure every polar bear is dead by the end of his term, even if it means strangling each one with his own hands.
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Anyone who writes an all-emoji review of the Emoji Movie should be fired into the
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Having a stroke mid-tweet is the most unifying thing this president has done since assuming office.
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Covfefe: noun - something intended to divert attention from the real problem or matter at hand; a misleading clue.https://twitter.com/AP/status/869898517824901121 …
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I don't want to live in a world where Barron Trump isn't able to enjoy the lighthearted comedic stylings of Kathy Griffin.
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When did the world become such a Fyre Fest?
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The W train is a state of the art fart trapping device.
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What if "We Didn't Start The Fire" was just Billy Joel hiding his tracks as a serial arsonist in his off hours?
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"We’re not theory people. We play what we feel." -
@TheCoathangers on RiYL. http://riylcast.tumblr.com/post/161145609700/episode-216-the-coathangers …pic.twitter.com/5gYIRr2l6N
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On the one hand, this is stupid. On the other, it's been a while since we had a good, old fashioned statue fight.http://nypost.com/2017/05/29/pissed-off-artist-adds-statue-of-urinating-dog-next-to-fearless-girl/ …
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Lil Yachty is the soundtrack to me aging into irrelevance.
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A gold-plated fidget spinner might be the only thing standing between us and nuclear war.pic.twitter.com/vFqVNkOzGg
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A podcast where I recap the week's best TV recaps.
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You ever think you might just be cranky and dehydrated from all of those liberal tears you've been drinking?
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Why not listen to a brand new interview with
@TheCoathangers on this long holiday weekend? http://riylcast.tumblr.com/post/161145609700/episode-216-the-coathangers …pic.twitter.com/0J4dnHfCoj
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I was pretty sure Trump was going to pull a Roman Polanski and just hang out in Europe for the next couple of decades.
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I suspect the DC film universe isn't the first time a man consistently lowered the bar and a woman just walked right over.
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Do you ever reflect on how crazy close we came to having a president who used a private e-mail server once?
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