HakeItLikaSaltShaker

@bhaked

Thumb war enthusiast/part-time trap lord

Joined November 2011

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  1. Jun 4

    "Alexaaaaa play ignition by nelly or something!" ?

  2. May 28

    Bees are the original suicide bombers

  3. May 23

    There's nothing innovative about taking away convenience

  4. May 23

    I've always loved , but the need for adapters for all your devices on their new products is really starting to make me hate them

  5. May 21

    Almost got kicked out of a bar for saying the word "walkway" 🤐

  6. May 16

    Good day for the bay

  7. Apr 29

    "Those kids look so cute on their leases"

  8. Apr 12

    Everything sounds better in reverse 🎤🔊

  9. Apr 11

    PEPSI: we made the biggest PR mistake of any major company this year. UNITED: hold my beer

  10. Apr 10

    "Quick... unplug the lamp, I need to sample it" @bobgnarlybeats

  11. Mar 31

    Just found a bunch of old pics and videos of college on my laptop. There's so much gold on here I could open a goldmine 💰💰💰

  12. Mar 30
  13. Mar 30

    Everytime I see on TV I wonder... Are there really this many ugly actors or does America really have this much white trash?

  14. Mar 27

    Anyone have any recommendations for Netflix shows to binge watch? I'm gonna be a piece of shit today

  15. Mar 27

    I feel dead AF 😲

  16. Mar 18

    I wanna travel somewhere spontaneous rn. Where should I go and who wants to come with? ✈️✈️✈️

  17. Mar 18

    Why does this baby look more like Ed Sheeran than Ed Sheeran does?

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  18. Mar 15

    Just realized 95% of Trump's tweets include the words "failing" or "big". Great use of vocab Mr. President.

  19. Mar 7

    There is no day worse than a Wednesday for your birthday

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