Brian Gianforcaro

@bgianf

Software Developer at Microsoft. Working on SQL Server on Linux (SQLPAL)

Seattle, WA
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Joined July 2007
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    Aug 24

    A former Tesla employee, who worked on their IT infrastructure, is posting in a subforum of a subforum, a little-known place for funy computer forgotten by time. His NDA has expired. He has such sights to show us. Join me and I will be your silent guide into a world of horror.

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    Aug 19

    Without comment

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  3. Aug 19

    I believe I got rejected from Apple's Mail team out of college because I just couldn't grok the idea of "Vampire Numbers", seems simple in hindsight, but I was stumped at time.

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  4. Aug 19

    Living that 90's hacker life playing . A+, would recommend.

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    Aug 18

    Things that are older than students starting college this Fall: —The Matrix —Toy Story 2 —Your favorite mug —Smash Mouth's "All Star" —That weird single hair on your neck —Several working papers —That review you promised —The t-shirt you're wearing —Your vague sense of regret

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    Aug 17

    The FASTER key-value store () alpha version library is now open source! This is the original C# version, as well as a C++ port (for Windows and Linux!). Check it out at . Meet us at the VLDB 2018 demo in Rio as well!

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    Aug 17

    ... lock data cache usage on Linux.

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    Aug 16

    Best explanation of bitcoin I've seen today.

    Replying to @am_anatiala
    imagine if keeping your car idling 24/7 produced solved Sudokus you could trade for heroin
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    Aug 16

    24-core CPU and I can't type an email (part one) is live:

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    Aug 16

    Can we just tell Trump how much Obama hated end-to-end encryption?

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    Aug 16

    RT if you're a male dev and can v.easily talk to female devs without worrying about being creepy or misogynistic. 🙋‍♂️

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    Aug 15

    I just broke the news to someone that the IDA pro logo isn't Ada Lovelace (it's Madame de Maintenon... As that was the closest to Ada on a royalty free image CD in 1999)

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    Aug 14

    A new attack on Intel SGX compromising its confidentiality. "Foreshadow demonstrates how speculative execution can be exploited for reading the contents of SGX-protected memory as well as extracting the machine’s private attestation key"

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    Aug 11

    At hacking conference and just learned how easy it is to physically gain admin access on a voting machine that is used in 18 states. Requires no tools and takes under 2 minutes. I’m concerned for our upcoming elections.

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    Aug 10

    Microsoft open-sourced Detours (great project for weekends) Detours is a software package for monitoring and instrumenting API calls on Windows.

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    Aug 10

    THREAD!!! I see a lot of nonblack ppl praising how Tiana's hair as "positive" representation so it's clear A LOT of ppl don't know anything abt black hair textures. Here's a art tutorial explaining the issue:

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  17. Aug 10

    ☹️ Very sad audio

    Audio of the person (rich) that stole the plane talking "I got alot of people that care about me ...I would like to apologized...just a broken guy got a few screws loose I guess..." (2 min mark)
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    Aug 9

    Microsoft’s undersea data center now has a webcam so you can watch fish swimming past 27.6 petabytes of storage

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    Aug 8

    Happy to my cat Princess, who is a very good girl and is a trooper for learning to walk again after a spinal cord injury 💪🏽❤️ cc:

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    Aug 8

    today I asked a senior engineer out for coffee! we chatted about career stuff and he gave great advice on how to be a better engineer i highly recommend reaching out to senior engineers who you think are cool, even if it seems scary. most love to mentor younger engs :)

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