Brian Gray

@bfgray

Brian divides his time equally between not working and not tweeting, occasionally even managing to do both at the same time.

Sydney
Joined June 2009

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  1. 2 May 2016

    . kjøpte seg inn i ulovlig flyktning-fengsel. : krev umiddelbar stenging av stillehavs-leirene!

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  2. 28 Jan 2016

    Some colourful and free editable classroom label templates.

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  3. Retweeted
    1 Aug 2011

    You'll never amount to anything, lever!

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    Tape the sound of the lake gradually freezing. Drink a cup of hot chocolate, afterwards.

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  5. 15 Jul 2011

    By the magic of time travel, I will be in New York tomorrow night. Still not packed... Should I take bagels, or do they have those there?

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  6. 13 Jul 2011

    'Tree of Life' is a beautiful film, meticulously observant and perceptive. And I thought there were just enough dinosaurs. !

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    9 Jul 2011

    Want to support new Australian television writers and producers? Why not help get our new pilot off the ground?

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    13 Jul 2011

    There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it. ~ Cicero

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    13 Jul 2011

    The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.

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    8 Jul 2011

    CJR's Summer Movie Club continues with ' reconsideration of "The Year of Living Dangerously":

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    8 Jul 2011

    Congratulations to Shuttle Atlantis, which slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of the debt ceiling.

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  12. 4 Jul 2011

    You don't realise how badly you need a haircut till you put on a dinner suit and look like a hippy gatecrasher at Nixon's inauguration.

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    4 Jul 2011

    Once when I met Joe Hockey I asked him if he finds it hard to pretend to like Tony Abbott. He laughed a little too hard.

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  14. 2 Jul 2011
    Replying to

    () If US culture must be exported to China, why not the good bits, like democracy, or bagels, instead of cheerleading and R&B?

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  15. 2 Jul 2011

    RT : Possibly there are inter-dimensional parts of Australia that, like the Falkland Islands and Orkney, are permanently in 1950.

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  16. 2 Jul 2011

    I am beginning to have trouble telling 's tweets apart from 's.

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    2 Jul 2011

    When you are feeling bad, do one thing a day to make your heart dance. It could be a simple thing like looking up at the sky.

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    2 Jul 2011

    If this were a sci-fi movie, flying robot assassins would not be a weapon you'd associate with the good guys.

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  19. 30 Jun 2011

    Have a bad cold. Have been sent to bed with a hot toddy to 'sweat it out'. Am worried I may wake up in 1950.

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  20. 27 Jun 2011

    No matter how well it's played, a bassoon still sounds like a saxophone stuffed with socks, and a recorder still sounds like... a recorder.

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