GOD: “When he dies, Cheney's yours.” SATAN: “I don't want that kind of competition.” GOD: “You could take a vacation.” SATAN: “Why don't YOU take a vacation?” GOD: “How do you think Earth wound up with Dick Cheney in the first place?”
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He really doesn’t want to be President.
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Made my day!
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next he'll say that surely Attila the Hun had his tender moments
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He's one of the very fine people.
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Did Joe say decent or descent?
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Anyone who believes that needs to watch
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Deducting points, Joe
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