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Variations on that theme, yes.
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No but I recall waking up to my 3 yr old screaming at 2 am. She’d thrown up all over her face. I thought, someone has to clean this up, looked around, didn’t see anyone else. When you know you’re a parent!
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There is a definition of “true unconditional love” that references vomit.
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Are you tweeting from under the bed?
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Lady, I jumped into the Potomac River while fully clothed to rescue a seven year-old's baseball cap. In March. I feel your pain.
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My daughter once made a zoo worker jump into a dangerous animal enclosure (I can't remember which) to get a sippy cup. Tiger? Leopard? (made = she cried so hard that he was like okay I can just do it for you honey)
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Minus the 7 months pregnant part
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