“This is why I always work out *with* a partner. Or two.”
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Samantha would be like “Oh cheer up, honey. Nobody wants to fuck a widow with frown lines.” and we need her.
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ALSO! Samantha hosted Bitsy von Muffling's rehearsal dinner and Bitsy wouldn't know she's been living in London for years? And Carrie has been friends with Bobby Fine since "Cats was kittens" but she wouldn't know HE DIED last year? IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THIS SHOW TAKE PLACE?
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AND! There's no grounding for Samantha putting finances over friendship with Carrie - she did PR for her first book for "two martinis and a lunch." This is madness. Also Miranda would detest this blithering lunatic who's married to Steve now and going to Columbia under her name.
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The show only makes sense if it takes place in a slightly adjacent SATC alternate universe.
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Carrie IVF'd a baby as soon as she and Big closed in the Hamptons and started a Maisonette-type clothing/accessories website for chic children. Enid was an early backer.
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Charlotte moved the fuck to Greenwich as soon as the girls were in elementary school. They have a pied-a-terre on the UES for when she and Harry want to have a "vacation in the city."
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Miranda and Steve had two more kids and they have a house in Rhinebeck. Miranda is obsessed with corporate law and is a senior partner in her firm but works pro-bono at Bronx Defenders a day a month.
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Samantha and Smith live in LA. This is painfully obvious.
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Part time in a mid-century stunner above the Sunset Strip and a "bungalow" on Carbon Beach. They kept their place in NYC for when Smith does a vanity Broadway play every five years and gets nominated for a Tony.
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The main difference between the show I would write and this one is nobody eats a french fry off anyone else's table for any reason whatsoever.
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Also Jesus Christ. Big’s funeral should have been a private whiskey and cigar service without a coffin at Monkey Bar.
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