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    Bess Kalb‏Verified account @bessbell Feb 16

    The book Corduroy is too sophisticated for my son because he was 7 months old when lockdown started so he has no idea what a “store” is. I have to be like “It’s a house where nothing is yours.”

    7:27 PM - 16 Feb 2021
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    • lkrautsak@gmail.com cactusmaac Taylor Call me Al ... نی‌ل 🎗️باشگاه پدری | پاتوق مادری (برنامهٔ آزمایشی) 🦋🎗️ نظریهٔ #پساحقیقت | کارگاه تحقیقاتی JLol Rob Kinyon
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      2. Nathaniel Whittemore‏ @nlw Feb 16
        Replying to @bessbell

        Lol same but for books where the kids have “friends”

        3 replies 3 retweets 225 likes
      3. Bess Kalb‏Verified account @bessbell Feb 16
        Replying to @nlw

        Yes I’m like “And small mama! And small dada!”

        0 replies 0 retweets 129 likes
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      1. Shawn Patterson‏Verified account @shawnmpatterson Feb 16
        Replying to @bessbell

        My favorite book when I was a wee lad! These are sad strange times. Hopefully soon he'll know a little normal.

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      2. GhostFacePepper‏ @ghostfacepepper Feb 16
        Replying to @bessbell

        this is why we called every Toys R Us a “toy museum” and it never occurred to them to ask for anything 🙌

        1 reply 0 retweets 79 likes
      3. k8‏ @Lantys_ Feb 16
        Replying to @ghostfacepepper @bessbell

        Nice one!pic.twitter.com/043UlWTChv

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      2. hayley a stein‏ @hayleyastein Feb 16
        Replying to @bessbell

        Don’t even touch Flat Stanley

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Colleen hates bigots‏ @TerhuneColleen Feb 16
        Replying to @hayleyastein @bessbell

        Why do I know that line?

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      2. Alyssa Delaney Scott‏ @AlEssential Feb 16
        Replying to @bessbell @matthewjsinger

        Aww...That’s sad...Corduroy is great!

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Bess Kalb‏Verified account @bessbell Feb 16
        Replying to @AlEssential @matthewjsinger

        He loves it! I’m like “And the magic security guard who doesn’t need a mask...”

        3 replies 0 retweets 108 likes
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      1. OH K‏ @KtotheRod Feb 16
        Replying to @bessbell

        I bet a lot of non-urban kids don’t know escalators. And who goes mattress shopping these days??

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