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Head Writer/EP of “Yearly Departed” and author of “Nobody Will Tell You This But Me” from @aaknopf and tired.

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    Bess Kalb‏Verified account @bessbell 17 Apr 2020

    Fiona Apple was waiting for the entire world to descend into restless melancholic rage and then once we all started pacing our kitchens in our underwear in the middle of the night she was like, “You’re ready.”

    7:44 am - 17 Apr 2020
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      2. Bess Kalb‏Verified account @bessbell 17 Apr 2020

        For decades she has been telling us to isolate at home because human contact is a lethal pathogen so when she tells you to fetch the boltcutters you fetch your boltcutters

        10 replies . 143 retweets 2,811 likes
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      3. Bess Kalb‏Verified account @bessbell 17 Apr 2020

        Oh god Me at 20 recording (BAD!) songs in my dorm just dying to be like Fiona.pic.twitter.com/ZlU37F8fVT

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      2. Lili-Bette‏ @ellieone 17 Apr 2020
        Replying to @bessbell

        Fetch the bolt cutters she said.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 61 likes
      3. Daniel Ninja‏ @Poleethman 17 Apr 2020
        Replying to @ellieone @bessbell

        Vegetable cutters

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      2. Brian Frank‏ @bfrankphoto 17 Apr 2020
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        I am so excited to sit and listen to this today.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 76 likes
      3. The LadyyasB‏ @theladyyasb 17 Apr 2020
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        Joyful tears will be had

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      1. Carolina Caballero‏ @cacacaballero 17 Apr 2020
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        Listening to it right now in our little shot gun house in NOLA. Can hear it throughout. She never disappoints. @seanknowlton

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      1. bby‏ @tawmcruise 17 Apr 2020
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        i can see the music video in my mind

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      2. Candace Heckard‏ @CandaceHeckard 17 Apr 2020
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        I couldn’t fast forward fast enough thru the opening credits of The Affair with that terrible dirge of hers! Ugh!!!

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