madi magdalene

@berniesvicepres

4 U 2 N V. 4 ME 2 N JOY.

cat in the hat movie
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2019.
Rođen/a 22. kolovoza

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    30. sij

    Dunkin D. Donut my pussy pops for thee

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  2. wash your rice before cooking it by placing a completely soaked iphone 7 or later in it overnight, the moisture pulled from the phone washes the rice

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  3. prije 2 sata

    my tweets flopping has no impact on my self esteem 1. failed tweets are kinda endearing in a pathetic way 2. i’ve seen my nudes i’ll be fine

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  4. prije 4 sata

    got a ticket this morning and before i called my work before i called my mom before i found my license and registration i added “the girl speeding this ❤️” to my drafts

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  5. HAHAHA RICE COOKER ON DISSENT IN AMERICA BOOK IS SENDING ME

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  6. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    4. velj
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  7. 4. velj

    tonight’s bill of fare from the twilight zone

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  8. 4. velj

    me n my 5$ pantsuit and my messy room

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  9. 4. velj

    imagine one year punxsutawney phil the groundhog comes out of his little groundhog hole and he’s wearing that gangsta tweety bird t shirt that says “ok bitch call the cops i’ll have sex with them”

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  10. 3. velj

    not funny don’t care i like poem

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  11. 3. velj
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  12. 3. velj

    me (at work) (out loud) (to my orange i just peeled) : damn clementine you fragrant fragrant

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  13. 3. velj

    she practically guaranteed this would bang and she was right. interesting.

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  14. 3. velj

    me in wilkes barre PA when hot chelle rae were outside

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  15. 3. velj

    did not watch a single second of the pooper bowl, sports suck commercial suck i’m allergic to all that

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  16. 3. velj

    just remembered that i had a genuine phobia of hot chelle rae as a child because one of their songs got so stuck in my head that i was convinced they were outside my window performing it at night

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  17. 3. velj

    if i was built like this it’d be over for everyone

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  18. 2. velj

    “knowledge is knowing that when someone posts ‘i can’t fit these two characters in my header :(( nvm fixed it’ they’ve changed their header to cartoon porn. wisdom is knowing the exact cartoon porn picture it will be.” -Confucius

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  20. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    2. velj

    no ethical consumption under capitalism except the pink coffee from dunkie wunkie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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  21. 2. velj

    my mom bought football bread, posed like this, and instructed me to caption it “rye don’t you watch the super bowl with me”

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