John BergmayerVerified account

@bergmayer

Senior Counsel at Public Knowledge. ☧🏴🦑🤡. Pronounced 존 버그마이어.

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  1. 1 hour ago

    Watching Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas

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  2. 6 hours ago

    Thanks, Benevenstanciano!

    Okay twitter what are the best line readings in all of the Simpsons? I was just thinking about Albert Brooks’ delivery here and it’s all time.
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    10 hours ago

    I hear you, anonymous student course evaluator.

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  4. 10 hours ago

    prophetic

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  5. 11 hours ago

    sick of these gazebo democrats

    The Democrats are trying to belittle the concept of a Wall, calling it old fashioned. The fact is there is nothing else’s that will work, and that has been true for thousands of years. It’s like the wheel, there is nothing better. I know tech better than anyone, & technology.....
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    17 hours ago

    TRENDS.BMF

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    Dec 20

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  8. Dec 20

    this is wild. we need anti-drone drones

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  9. Dec 20

    look out for some sassy tweets in 2019

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  10. Dec 20

    mixed reviews of this but the cover design rules

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  11. Dec 20

    before joining Facebook I tried telling family members “hey check out this family picture gallery site I made”—no one would. and people like leaving comments

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  12. Dec 20

    I thought my wife addressed our Santa letter to some official address. She just made something up and sent it out

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  13. Dec 20

    Expirement: Can AirPods survive a trip through a washer and high-heat dryer cycle. Conclusion: One can. The case cannot however which puts a cramp on things

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    Dec 20

    Once again, I'll note that if we are reducing unearned income to provide individuals with the dignity of work, we have a duty to tax all capital income at 100%, so that capitalists too may know the dignity of work.

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    Dec 20

    Once again: forensics is astrology for prosecutors

    One early morning in '97, Julie Rea was jolted awake by a scream. She told police that she struggled with an intruder, who fled. Then ran for help but it was too late. Her 10y.o. son had been stabbed to death. Her story remains, still, almost unspeakable.
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  16. Dec 20

    What I'd like is a smart speaker that connected to the internet only to stream music or get weather info. The technology really isn't safe as long as voice processing requires a server component

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    Dec 20

    not only does amazon echo keep audio recordings forever on their servers, they also: ☑️ sent a customer someone else's audio files in a GDPR request ☑️ pretended it didn't happen ☑️ ignored them trying to report it

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  18. Dec 20

    “We shouldn’t use this effective tactic because our opponents might too” (with respect to advertiser boycotts) is pea-brained liberalism at its finest

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  19. Dec 20

    If you want to defend Facebook on the merits, go ahead, but don’t pretend you are more savvy or understand the tech more than all of its critics. You’re not, you don’t

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  20. Dec 20

    Also, analogizing Facebook’s individually-negotiated, confidential commercial deals to open, widely-understood protocols like IMAP is misleading

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