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girls really be on tinder lookin like alita battle angel with the snapchat filters

jacob wohl looks at his own face in the mirror every morning and gets so angry he can’t stop doing crimes

my dog cries when trying to hide his bone, which is how i imagine straight men act when trying to find the clit

sometimes i wear lingerie because i don’t have boobs and that makes the whole experience exponentially more pleasant

due to unforeseen circumstances i have decided to become a butt