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@benwietmarschen

I'm a comedy person and a man. Funny or Die, UCB. Oh yeah and I like rock and roll music, baby!

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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  1. Jun 4

    It's ironic but the last place I'd want to see a bull is a pit. Pitbulls though? I love em!

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  2. Jun 4

    -Kevin Durant, you just won the NBA Finals! What're ya gonna do?! -Meesa going to see Star Wars! /would be funny.

    3 likes
  3. Jun 1

    As always, I'm rooting for a tie that goes on and on and on and never ends.

    5 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 31

    2night UCB Sunset

    2 retweets 6 likes
  5. May 26

    I'd kill to be with my boys, fuckin with them and givin them shit...

    1 retweet 3 likes
  6. May 23

    Tough loss but this lineup is frickin nails. Once the starters can reliably make a few quality starts, we gon be real good.

    1 reply 1 like
  7. May 21

    and ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'm talking to a bird!

    1 retweet 2 likes
  8. May 21

    Let's just skip the starting pitchers for the next few games and give the relievers 2 innings a piece and a few extra ice bags.

    1 like
  9. May 20

    The are 9 good starting pitchers away from winning the Central.

    12 retweets 54 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 20

    Watch J Mascis get fired in a new Funny or Die short.

    1 reply 11 retweets 19 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 20

    . gets fired (twice) in a new clip:

    1 reply 14 retweets 63 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 20

    . gets fired by a trio of long-haired businessmen in new clip — watch:

    2 replies 11 retweets 50 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 20

    Watch get fired in a new short

    2 replies 17 retweets 37 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 19

    .'s faces the "firing" squad in new video

    2 replies 11 retweets 65 likes
  15. May 19
    Replying to

    1 like
  16. May 19

    NEW Long Haired Businessmen: "Firing Jay" ft of ! As always, would love to get your eyes on it

    1 reply 11 retweets 67 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 17

    Thanks so much for having us on All Songs Are Good! Watch:

    6 retweets 67 likes
  18. May 17

    Thanks to for joining me on "All Songs Are Good" at ! Music is great and all songs are good!

    1 reply 7 retweets 29 likes
  19. May 9

    After a long time of being OOO ("Out Of Office" for the uninitiated), the Long Haired Businessmen are circling back

    8 likes

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