Bad: I somehow got superglue in my mouth Good: I rinsed it out by gurgling with whiskey Bad: I reek like booze Good: I work from home
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@monkbent I was just sending you the address of a superglue rehab centerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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