Poetry Hour with Donald J. Trump would be the cultural moment we all deserve. Trump doing T.S. Eliot's "Wasteland" would be amazeballs.
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I would buy an album of Trump reading the poetry of William Blake.
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"April is the cruellest month, Let me tell you, so cruel, Cruel like Rosie O'Donnell, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, Dead like Hillary Clinton's presidential chances..."
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Or, as
@jpodhoretz suggests, Yeats' The Second Coming: "Things fall apart, So bad right now. So bad. I mean, look at it. So bad. The center cannot hold. Because really Look at how the media hates me. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world We need a wall. A beautiful wall."Show this thread -
Or Keats' Ode on a Grecian Urn: "Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness, I would move on you so heavily, So heavily. I like furniture stores, Full of urns."
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And if he provided commentary after each reading, it’d be priceless
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Now I want to watch Bull Durham.
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Still not as good as the reading of 50 Shades of Grey by Gilbert Gottfried.
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I'd buy an audiobook of Trump reading Goodnight Moon
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Tyger Tyger, burning bright. The brightest. Frankly, the most bright you have ever seen.
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A very stable, bright Tyger.
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