For the record, I'm basically Darth Maul against children under 5. I'm dominant.
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TFW you show your 5-year-old daughter "Revenge of the Sith" before realizing it's rated PG-13.pic.twitter.com/29IkIO4xo3
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Me, yesterday, to my 3-year-old: "No. I am your father." My son: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I'm raising them right.pic.twitter.com/W1GPq5aDdr
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just remember you have the high ground
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Am I the only person who hates Star Wars?
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Don't blame you
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* because nobody cares
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