Ben Plowman

@benplowman

I'm the one who designs awful movie tie-in covers for your favorite books.

Joined June 2008
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  1. Jun 9

    Google just notified me that the Fortran market has finally crashed.

  2. Jun 8

    "He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs"

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    Jun 6

    StreetStyle: Exploring World-wide Clothing Styles from Millions of Photos Surprisingly accurate at predictions too!

    3 replies 120 retweets 216 likes
  4. Jun 3

    Cc good news: she already has a personal trainer.

    Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg the star of new fitness book by her longtime personal trainer
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    Jun 3

    California lawmakers move forward ending Daylight Saving Time.

    2 replies 30 retweets 40 likes
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    Jun 1

    Asexually Reproduced Sea Sponge Worried She’s Turning Into Herself

    26 replies 534 retweets 2,233 likes
  7. May 27

    Ummm pretty sure it stands for European Union. Otherwise it would be FDRoLHR which is not nearly as catchy.

    0:21
    -EU stands for freedom, democracy, rule of law & human rights.We believe in open societies.Bridges, not walls.Fair trade&climate action.
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    May 21

    In 2016, 238 American families named their babies "Kylo". (Image: Lucasfilm.)

    24 replies 163 retweets 328 likes
  9. May 20

    Somewhere in the world there's a hunter gatherer teen experimenting with potted plants and his parents do NOT approve.

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    May 18

    Trump impeached. Heads to helicopter. Removes mask. George Washington. "I have taught you the value of your institutions. Never forget."

    25 replies 284 retweets 1,067 likes
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    15 Dec 2015

    . is a chaos candidate, and he'd be a chaos president.

    228 replies 1,566 retweets 2,622 likes
  12. May 14

    Kyoto Airbnb note: "keep noise to a minimum when entering and exiting the apartment - the Japanese people are a great but sensitive race!"

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  13. May 9

    Feels like we hired a new person to do QA on American democracy and they are overly eager to find as many bugs as possible.

    1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
  14. May 5

    See the billboard? Venezuela is showing what happens when you use Coke instead of Pepsi at a protest.

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  15. May 5

    They are using proprietary, closed-source algorithms to sentence people in Wisconsin. Supreme Court time:

    1 retweet 1 like
  16. May 2

    No sir, we do not serve pasta "al dente". We serve...

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    Apr 30

    "His psalms are sweaty, spirit weak, cross is heavy There's vomit on his robe already: God's spaghetti..."

    2 replies 19 retweets 58 likes
  18. Apr 27

    Zuckerberg vs. Trump in 2020. Maybe you vote for Zuck but now you feel a little sad, don't you?

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  19. Apr 22

    The trick is to attack right when they're 12. The older they are, the bigger they get.

    I started to code at 18. Play guitar at 20. First book at 34 Paint at 36. And I can kick the shit out of many people who started at 12.
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    Apr 10

    Poetry

    Tonight we will honor United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz as PRWeek U.S. Communicator of the Year
    5 replies 69 retweets 109 likes

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