DEPLOY THE BLUE OCTAGONSpic.twitter.com/HmsgKGHfXv
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the satellite works by targeting seismic faults. so it has to aim DEEP UNDERGROUND.pic.twitter.com/MBKEGVU9ux
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ENGAGING THE GLOWY BIT GLOWY BIT ENGAGEDpic.twitter.com/SKkBGzLkIh
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WHY WON'T THE TURN OFF BUTTON WORK? SAVE US!pic.twitter.com/cjBFaaUzHZ
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apparently it works by overexposing the target.pic.twitter.com/tBjVyMRuS7
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actually it turns out that over-exposing causes everything to fall over and explode.pic.twitter.com/Zx2mcPxuAM
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ahh yes, Newton Fax. Clearly your early Apple PDA is the solution to this problem.pic.twitter.com/1jWR3nplOm
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using a stylus while holding a handgun. file that under things that only happen in action movies.pic.twitter.com/u4OIekZpPo
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shit. the line's busy. THE ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE?pic.twitter.com/YNqgTAQQHE
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apparently the Earthquake Satellite can target planes. that seems, uh, difficult.pic.twitter.com/0lKHrzRjhX
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