At least that kills all the squirrels and owls and all that could be in that tree. No National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation here
How Real Americans cut down their Christmas Trees
(If you cut it down any other way, you’re a communist)
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There’s only thousands of other trees to pick from.
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Impressive ....God Bless America
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No individual has any business owning or legitimate need for this much Christmas cheer.
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