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@bennwalton

even mollusks have weddings

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  1. Nov 24

    Just sitting in a bar on a Saturday night looking at pictures of my cats like a normal man

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  2. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    It is happening.

    A man has stabbed a colleague at a research station in Antarctica
    281 replies 8,197 retweets 26,634 likes
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  3. Sep 30

    the fascists have gotten to my audible account

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  4. Sep 22

    see janelle monae. do whatever you need to do, just make it happen

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  5. Sep 18

    Trying to run wearing a backpack remains one of the worst parts of my life

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  6. Sep 17

    an actual image of a model i am building for work

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  7. Sep 16

    I am too small to effectively order beer at crowded sports bars. Engaging tippy toes method

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  8. Sep 16

    Standing in a sports bar posting on the Fortnite subreddit amidst several simultaneous fourth quarters

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  9. Sep 16

    Why is Target the best place in the city to buy beer??

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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 14

    (in judas priest breaking the law voice) working from home working from home

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  11. Retweeted
    Aug 25

    NBC solemnly announces death of Sen. John McCain. Wait for it.

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  12. Aug 23

    it drives me crazy when you ask someone to repeat something and they launch into a long explanation about what they just said that is decidedly *not* what they just said

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  13. Aug 17

    sticky notes just aren't sticky enough

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  14. Aug 14

    I've taken to using speech-to-text for words I can't spell, so catch me whispering "hemorrhage" and "unnecessary" into my phone

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  15. Retweeted
    Aug 10
    Replying to

    Honestly this is so important

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  16. Aug 4

    I definitely wouldn't have said this a few years ago, but people who snap on 1 and 3 are my reason for living

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  17. Aug 2

    Thinking about rigging up a steady cam to help me drink coffee without spilling

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  18. Jul 20

    Kamasi Washington absolutely fucks

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  19. Jul 19

    that's fine... now set my alarm

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  20. Jul 15

    Nooooooooooooo

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