Benn Eifert

@bennpeifert

Derivatives, volatility, and technology. Views are my own. Tweets may relate to undisclosed investment holdings. No investment advice.

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    7. kol 2018.

    Am considering taking VIX private at 17. Funding secured.

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  2. prije 7 sati

    long-dated VXX puts went up up up on 2/5/2018

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    How can you not love the VIX curve

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    5. velj

    “Markets are broken,” I say as the remnants of lobster bacon guacamole are taken away to make room for our paella Valenciana and another bottle of Malbec. “20 years ago everything was so rational.” I get a text from IR, the Norwegians are good for $1B in our tokenized debt fund.

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  5. 5. velj

    Maybe a small company run by ex Hilary staffers with a handful of bootcamp-trained developers won this contact on sheer merit

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    4. velj
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  7. 5. velj

    Thomas (4yo) sitting on the couch eating an entire block of cheese like a total boss. It’s now gone.

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    4. velj

    Let's just get this out of the way...

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    3. velj

    HISTORIC BANKING LOSSES 1995 - Barings $1.3bn on Nikkei options 1996 - Sumitomo $3.5bn on copper 2000 - Bawag $1.5bn on FX 2002 - AIB $700mm on FX 2008 - SocGen $8bn on Equity Index 2011 - UBS $2bn on Equities 2012 - JP $12bn on CDS 2019 - Citi £4.50 on a cheese sandwich

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  10. 3. velj

    Had lunch with a crew of suits from said reputable bank and we all had a good laugh at this

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    3. velj

    feeling sorry for the people in SF tonight. they still have to go to their $250k/yr jobs tomorrow to optimize the conversion rate of that one button their entire floor is responsible for

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    3. velj

    I love Super Bowl statistics. (“No team that has failed to convert at least 35% of their 3rd downs has gone on to win” etc.) They are the best introduction to p-hacking that can be found outside major journals.

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    This guitarist pretty much nails the bridge from “Stairway.” 🎸 (via )

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  17. 3. velj

    Sunday afternoon daddy day care: step 1, move the bike into the living room

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    And here is a tiny owl taking shelter under a mushroom

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    29. sij

    Guy catches adorable groundhog eating his veggie garden — and lets him have whatever he wants 💚

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    Whatever you do, do NOT Google "tax incidence"

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    31. sij

    Ray Dalio has met with Putin "several times" and when one Bridgewater employee questioned the meetings he said: "If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?"

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