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I write TV shows and also movies now. I’m the stupidest 1/3 of @airbudspod.

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    mike benner‏ @benner 18 Sep 2021

    What's the worst tweet you've seen on here? I think "Ruthkanda forever" is a top contender, but I wanna see all the top candidates.

    10:52 am - 18 Sep 2021
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    • James Aristotle Asparagus Podcast Joseph Doyle Stephen Moran SceneKaiji dani lacey needs sun ☀️🌻 tess eric eve | MOM SPOILERS
    1,157 replies . 2,673 retweets 56,577 likes
      1. mike benner‏ @benner 18 Sep 2021

        Please keep sending me more thank you.

        13 replies . 4 retweets 1,530 likes
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      1. Sam Wiles?‏ @VoteSamWiles 18 Sep 2021
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      2. Mike Anderson‏ @Mikestweeting 18 Sep 2021
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        I dunno if it’s Ruthkanda or Cromsculent fucktastable bad but swarthy gender fluid child has to be up therepic.twitter.com/3atzXPbuoS

        36 replies . 56 retweets 3,370 likes
      3. Kenny-Finch‏ @plkdtjllybp 19 Sep 2021
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      2. Marshall Law‏ @dude_incredibIe 18 Sep 2021
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        The beto orourke orgasm calf cramp one

        1 reply . 1 retweet 141 likes
      3. big dipster‏ @sydneybotbotbot 18 Sep 2021
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        🤢🤢🤢pic.twitter.com/smW5VSePWD

        3 replies . 2 retweets 376 likes
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      1. Joseph Sliker‏ @BadJoeks 18 Sep 2021
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        The first that came to mind was the original Mommala one, but this has become such cliche I think we've all forgotten what gem it really is.pic.twitter.com/u21QumCUed

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      2. blunder mountain‏ @sommillionaire 18 Sep 2021
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        blunder mountain Retweeted Nick Huber

        maybe recency bias but needs to be a part of the conversationhttps://twitter.com/sweatystartup/status/1405205780329078793 …

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        Nick Huber @sweatystartup
        Replying to @ParikPatelCFA @profitwithant
        You don’t understand scale. Use $50 to buy 10 tomato plants. In 6 months you have 250 tomatoes. Plant those into 250 plants. 6 months you have 6,250 plants. Plant them. 6 months you have 156k tomatoes. Plant them. 6 mo you have 3.9MM tomatoes. Sell them for $1 each.
        26 replies . 30 retweets 2,149 likes
      3. Sean Bell‏ @SeanBellring 19 Sep 2021
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        Sean Bell Retweeted Nick Huber

        this was fake and a pretty good joke, he admits it herehttps://twitter.com/sweatystartup/status/1405273469592342529?s=20 …

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        Nick Huber @sweatystartup
        I officially trolled the entire internet today. https://twitter.com/TrevorWoggon/status/1405175116082909185 …
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        2 replies . 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Graham Honeybun  🇵🇸  🇾🇪‏ @power_crystals 18 Sep 2021
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